i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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