so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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