She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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