I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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