Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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