so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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