Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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