I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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