New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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