Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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