I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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