ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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