She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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