I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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