Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
