Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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