I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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