I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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