Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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