is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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