Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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