I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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