Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We're not piercing ourselves today.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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