are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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