Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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