Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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