So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
it glows. i had to have it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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