We won't sleep together?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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