I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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