Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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