oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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