i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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