Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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