C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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