Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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