oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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