Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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