do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
