this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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