we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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