VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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