is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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