her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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