i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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