and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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