Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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