you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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