Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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