Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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