Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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