I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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