I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
be right there i have to get my cape
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Randomize
